Ok, so they're not toddlers yet, but some of these powers are already developing:
Toddler Super Powers (McSweeney's)
Hold bowel movements for weeks!
Hear and repeat vulgar phrase uttered miles away!
Survive without sleep or food for days!
Reduce grown men to tears with one swift kick!
Perpetual motion!
Deafening shrieks!
Unrelenting refusal!
Iron grip!
Hide entire meals in creases of own body!*
Sensing other people napping!*
(* My additions)
4 years ago
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